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Oh, oh, oh. This is big. They’re finally getting it. The chances of you finding true love on Craigslist are worse than the odds of winning the Powerball jackpot.
At least one of them is. Others are still remedial.
Two words: “The Notebook.”
Really? A sure sign that he has seen too many chick flicks. That’s right – he. Patch never knew any men who watched that movie all the way through, even under duress.
“So many questions, so many lies, so much silence.” But in this case, silence would seem to be golden. Why on Earth would anyone want this person back. Patch has said it before: Stop your wallowing!
*More Questions*
What happened Friday? Or even what this is about?
Is not being the subject of a “missed connections” post on Craigslist a great loss?
So, were her angry eyebrows because he’s a jerk?
Oh, the drama of Craigslist. What is tit even about?
Patch doesn’t have any questions about the aim of this post, but wonders what people are doing pecking on their laptops while using the toilet. Seems weird. And a petri dish for germs.
*Around the Patches*
In *West Des Moines*, she was looking so good he didn’t think to ask her name. Also, an admission of idiocy and a fear of ruining things, so consequently a post on Craigslist. Makes perfect sense.
About as much sense as this: You want to be discreet, so you post it on Craigslist?
Finally, his impure thoughts made him shy.
In *Waukee*, she’s happy they ogled her because she’s hoping to finally find love. That’s probably not it, though.
In *Urbandale*, there’s no doubt what his ogling from the rooftop was about.
In *Ankeny*, she should buy those shoes.
*Outpost Iowa … and Ohio*
Cowboy blues in southern Iowa and hoping to catch a smile in Creston.
In Cincinnati, he loved that Iowa gal so much he forgot how to punctuate. And that’s a turn-off.
From Des Moines to Newark, she brightened the skies just by being in them. Reported by Patch 1 hour ago.